You have not done enough.
You should’ve done much more.
You’ve forgotten lots of stuff.
You’re deficient at the core.
Your faith in reason? Fluff!
You're an academic whore.
You’ve treated students gruff.
You called your boss a chore.
You think you’re really tough
Until they call your bluff—
And then you beg, “No more!”
So you think this is rough?
You’re nowhere near the shore.
They hear you huff and puff.
They know your spirit’s poor.
You can’t get off your duff—
Too weak and old to roar.
Your bubble has been popped.
The train to death has stopped
Now right outside your door.
Come out, you pitiful skank!
Get on, you tedious bore!
It’s too late now to thank
Them all you’re thankful for.
Sit down! Shut up! No guff!

chuff chuff
chuff chuff
chuff
wooo wooooooo

You’ve lost your private war!
You’ve lost your private war!
You’ve lost your private war!
You’ve lost your private war!