Justly—but not excessively—punished for crimes?

Okay.

But sentenced to eternal punishment of the most excruciating kind for thought crimes?

No.

For doubts and questions?

No.

If stupid, weak, ignorant, vain, confused, egocentric, little creatures like me can see and know the clear and obvious wrong of this, I know that the all-powerful, all-knowing, infinite intelligence of the universe can also see and know it

Is it Jesus who says it's all about him?

No.

He says it's all about compassion for the small, the poor, the sick, the weak, the old, the confused, the helpless, the sad.